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March 28 2017

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Myślę, że największym komplementem dla faceta od jego kobiety jest to, gdy ona przyznaje, że chce by on był ojcem jej dzieci. Gdy chce mieć pociechy, które będą miały jego, najcudowniejsze na świecie, oczy, wielkie serce i nerwy ze stali.
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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.

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@elanorpam wow. Thats REALLY REALLY REALLY good art, but like…Why?

commission for @the-real-seebs, who is a programmer

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March 26 2017

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The first ever “champion” of a pie eating contest was an unnamed 6-year-old boy. In 1916, he managed to scoff a 10-inch pie in 15 seconds.

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why didn’t his parents name him

this looks like a pop punk album cover

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mY CHILDHOOD FEAR WAS A GAME LIKE THIS

There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t get out of bed on time. When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don’t wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You’ll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.

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The Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock will continue to insult you from one of the 10 phrases stored in the clock until you wake up.

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This alarm clock wakes you up with bacon

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The Smash Alarm Clock. You literally smash the top to shut it off.

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The Flying Alarm Clock. Once the alarm sounds, the helicopter flies away and the only way to shut it off is to return it back to it’s base.

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The Target Alarm Clock. As soon as the alarm rings you have to aim and fire the laser gun. Once you hit the bullseye the alarm will shut off.

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Mr Bump allows you to physically throw your alarm clock against the wall to turn it off in the morning.

Never knew there was an alarm clock fandom until today

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…and she’s gone 

Another victim of the Void.

I love her facial expression right before she slips through lol. she just pauses and is like “welp, here I go, goodbye world”

I woke my bf up by cackling for WAY too long over this

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– A jak pani sypia?
– Różnie.
– To znaczy jak?
– Nie mogę zasnąć, nie mogę się obudzić.
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